2020 Year in Review: “Well Shit, What Are Y’all Doing? (UNCENSORED)
1. Conversations with the Blue and Gold Girls *Discussing my celibacy journey* Me: “Even if I get in a relationship and we start getting close, I’m going to have to look at the penis and think, ‘Is this penis worth my soul?’ The answer will always be no.” Michele: “Maybe, you shouldn’t look at the penis.” *Job Application Story* Kelly: “So I go to apply for this job and bring all that fuckin’ paperwork in. Resume…transcripts … and then they’re like you have to bring your dependent entry form approval. What? I’m on his fuckin’ orders, why do I have to bring a dependent entry form if I’m on his fuckin’ orders? That should tell you that I should be here. So now I have to get that….Then they’re like, we can’t process your application either because we need your high school diploma. What? Bitch, I just showed you two sets of transcripts. I gave you Winthrop’s transcript and I gave you Tennessee Tech’s transcript. I can’t go to college without a high school diploma. You don’t think them bitc...